1 00:00:11,793 --> 00:00:13,241 Polar Oppositessold. The studio loved the pitch 2 00:00:13,344 --> 00:00:15,103 for the trilogy, and Paula wants me to write it. 3 00:00:15,172 --> 00:00:16,896 - This is incredible. - The thing is, 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,379 I'd probably have to be out of town 5 00:00:18,482 --> 00:00:19,724 for a little bit for the shoot. 6 00:00:19,862 --> 00:00:21,655 What if Kyle came and stayed for a while? 7 00:00:21,793 --> 00:00:23,517 [chanting]: Kyle! Kyle! 8 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:25,103 Sam, have you heard from Jay? 9 00:00:25,172 --> 00:00:27,000 They're supposed to be back by now. I hope Pete's okay. 10 00:00:27,137 --> 00:00:28,344 This is really pushing it. 11 00:00:28,448 --> 00:00:29,551 They landed 40 minutes ago. 12 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:30,862 They'll be back any second. 13 00:00:30,965 --> 00:00:32,793 He's gonna be fine, Bertie. 14 00:00:32,862 --> 00:00:34,482 JAY: Pete! 15 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,344 How's he doing? 16 00:00:37,379 --> 00:00:38,931 - Oh, no. - What? 17 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,344 He's gone. 18 00:00:44,172 --> 00:00:45,482 Hey, what's going on? 19 00:00:45,551 --> 00:00:47,379 Oh, Jay's waiting to speak with Samantha. 20 00:00:47,517 --> 00:00:48,931 She's on the set of that holiday rom-com she wrote, 21 00:00:49,034 --> 00:00:50,310 Polar Opposites. 22 00:00:50,413 --> 00:00:51,827 Which they filming in Australia, 23 00:00:51,896 --> 00:00:53,827 because of powerful force known as... tax credit. 24 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:55,310 [computer chimes] 25 00:00:55,379 --> 00:00:56,827 There's my girl. 26 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:59,482 Hey, babe. And any ghosts if you're in there. 27 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:01,931 Oh. Hey, living butler! 28 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,034 She can't hear or see us on the video chat, Nancy. 29 00:01:04,172 --> 00:01:05,379 - Oh. - THORFINN: That feature 30 00:01:05,517 --> 00:01:07,344 they hopefully including in next update. 31 00:01:07,482 --> 00:01:09,172 Has anyone seen Trevor? 32 00:01:09,275 --> 00:01:11,724 I tracked down that old issue of Maximmagazine he wanted. 33 00:01:11,827 --> 00:01:14,965 The one with sexy Marge Simpson on the cover. 34 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:17,551 - Oh, hey, Sam. - SAMANTHA: Hey, Kyle! 35 00:01:17,689 --> 00:01:19,379 - How's the ghost-sitting going? - Well, 36 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:21,793 I'm, uh, delivering cartoon smut 37 00:01:21,896 --> 00:01:24,517 to dead people, so... you know. 38 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:26,896 And Jay, any big Halloween plans? 39 00:01:27,034 --> 00:01:29,241 What's the latest on bringing Pete back with a séance? 40 00:01:29,344 --> 00:01:31,275 Well, the good news is, I think Jerry's coming over 41 00:01:31,344 --> 00:01:33,034 with a box of Pete's old belongings. 42 00:01:33,137 --> 00:01:36,241 Jerry was Pete's best friend in life who cuckold him repeatedly. 43 00:01:37,137 --> 00:01:39,241 - He good guy. - JAY: Obviously, we don't know 44 00:01:39,344 --> 00:01:40,793 if anything in there will be an item 45 00:01:40,862 --> 00:01:42,862 that was on Pete's person when he died. 46 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,275 Jay texted Jerry to see if he had the arrow that killed Peter. 47 00:01:46,344 --> 00:01:48,551 For a moment, there were little reply bubbles, 48 00:01:48,655 --> 00:01:50,103 and then no bubbles, and then, 49 00:01:50,206 --> 00:01:53,241 Jerry just ha-ha'd Jay's weird text, and they moved on. 50 00:01:53,344 --> 00:01:55,379 But even if we have something, we don't know 51 00:01:55,517 --> 00:01:56,793 if it'll bring Pete back. 52 00:01:56,862 --> 00:01:58,413 I mean, technically, he wasn't sucked off. 53 00:01:58,517 --> 00:01:59,724 He disappeared. 54 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:02,206 It's going to work. It has to work. 55 00:02:02,344 --> 00:02:06,103 Man, somebody's got to have it. 56 00:02:06,206 --> 00:02:08,310 ♪ ♪ 57 00:02:11,034 --> 00:02:12,827 JAY: Arondekar in the game. 58 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:16,137 He fakes left, he goes strong to the hole! 59 00:02:16,241 --> 00:02:18,137 Too strong, boss. That was a sweet move. 60 00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:19,344 HETTY: Blind sycophancy 61 00:02:19,448 --> 00:02:22,000 from your workers. Oh, I miss that. 62 00:02:22,137 --> 00:02:24,827 Guess who's got a date with the hot guy from the gym? 63 00:02:24,965 --> 00:02:26,275 I did have to take 64 00:02:26,344 --> 00:02:27,689 a pretty bad dive on a treadmill, 65 00:02:27,793 --> 00:02:30,068 - but he finally noticed me. - JAY: Nice. 66 00:02:30,172 --> 00:02:31,344 - Where you going? - Oh, he's taking me 67 00:02:31,482 --> 00:02:33,413 to this big Halloween party tonight. 68 00:02:33,517 --> 00:02:35,344 Oof. Kyle, relay my oof. 69 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:37,482 Trevor's expressing some sort of concern. 70 00:02:37,586 --> 00:02:39,344 Wait. What's he saying? 71 00:02:39,482 --> 00:02:41,172 He's saying that a Halloween party is the last place 72 00:02:41,275 --> 00:02:42,827 you want to take this guy, because 73 00:02:42,931 --> 00:02:45,793 it's, uh, his words, "crawling with sexy... 74 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:47,793 - lifeguards." - TREVOR: I died 75 00:02:47,862 --> 00:02:50,793 during peak Baywatch. You insert your own specifics. 76 00:02:50,862 --> 00:02:52,689 I hate to admit it, but No Pants has a point. 77 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:55,344 Speaking of points, here's two more. 78 00:02:55,448 --> 00:02:58,413 Arondekar backs down his defender. 79 00:02:58,517 --> 00:03:00,724 Fakes right. [roaring] 80 00:03:00,827 --> 00:03:03,344 [Hetty screams] 81 00:03:03,448 --> 00:03:05,448 And they broke a mirror 82 00:03:05,517 --> 00:03:08,103 on Halloween. 83 00:03:08,206 --> 00:03:10,310 That not good. 84 00:03:10,448 --> 00:03:11,862 ALBERTA: Ooh. 85 00:03:11,965 --> 00:03:14,827 Big news, people. That guy Jerry just called Jay 86 00:03:14,931 --> 00:03:16,275 and confirmed-- he'll be by later 87 00:03:16,344 --> 00:03:17,758 with a box of Pete's stuff! 88 00:03:17,862 --> 00:03:20,034 - We're bringing our boy back. - SASAPPIS: Oh. 89 00:03:20,137 --> 00:03:21,689 So, it's actually happening. 90 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:24,724 Maybe. If the box contains an item that Pete died with, 91 00:03:24,862 --> 00:03:27,310 and if séances work on roamers who disappeared. 92 00:03:27,413 --> 00:03:29,275 This is not the time for Lucid Flower. 93 00:03:29,379 --> 00:03:31,689 We need pie-in-the-sky, drug-riddled positivity 94 00:03:31,827 --> 00:03:33,068 right now. [laughs] 95 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,448 Let's go! 96 00:03:34,517 --> 00:03:36,206 Ah! 97 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:37,517 Oh, this isn't good. 98 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:39,103 What are you talking about? 99 00:03:39,172 --> 00:03:41,689 Pete once shared with me that if he ever got sucked off, 100 00:03:41,793 --> 00:03:43,448 he didn't want to be brought back. 101 00:03:43,517 --> 00:03:46,827 He had a DNS-- a "do not séance." 102 00:03:46,931 --> 00:03:48,965 Whoa. Why did he have that? 103 00:03:49,034 --> 00:03:50,413 Well, part of it was fear. 104 00:03:50,517 --> 00:03:52,275 Remember how Hetty's maid, who we brought back 105 00:03:52,344 --> 00:03:53,689 that one year, told us that 106 00:03:53,793 --> 00:03:55,137 if she ever revealed any specifics 107 00:03:55,206 --> 00:03:56,965 about heaven, she would literally melt? 108 00:03:57,068 --> 00:03:59,620 I mean, that's not such a big deal. I see that all the time. 109 00:03:59,689 --> 00:04:01,448 For instance, your face is melting right now. 110 00:04:01,551 --> 00:04:03,862 Regardless, we can't go through with this séance. 111 00:04:03,965 --> 00:04:06,793 Okay, but Alberta seems really set on going through with it. 112 00:04:06,862 --> 00:04:09,482 I know. It's going to be a tough talk. 113 00:04:09,586 --> 00:04:12,103 Well, maybe the box of Pete's belongings 114 00:04:12,206 --> 00:04:14,172 won't include an item that he died with. 115 00:04:14,275 --> 00:04:16,758 Or maybe a gas leak will blow up the house. 116 00:04:16,827 --> 00:04:18,758 Jay did break a mirror on Halloween. 117 00:04:18,827 --> 00:04:21,862 True. We do have that going for us. 118 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,448 Ah, hey, how'd it go? 119 00:04:24,517 --> 00:04:26,793 We found an incredible match. 120 00:04:26,896 --> 00:04:29,137 - Yeah, we did. - What going on? 121 00:04:29,241 --> 00:04:32,103 Jay's been scouring antique stores across the Hudson Valley 122 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,862 in an attempt to hide from Samantha 123 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,448 that he broke her mirror. 124 00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:37,620 - Wow. That was quick work. - JAY: Right? Maybe even 125 00:04:37,689 --> 00:04:39,448 quick enough to cancel any bad luck, 126 00:04:39,551 --> 00:04:41,689 because we immediately made things right with the universe. 127 00:04:41,793 --> 00:04:43,379 Kind of like when Indy 128 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:47,034 quickly switched out that golden statue for the bag of sand. 129 00:04:47,137 --> 00:04:49,551 But didn't that not work? And then, the temple crumbled, 130 00:04:49,655 --> 00:04:51,758 and then Indy almost got squashed by that giant boulder. 131 00:04:51,862 --> 00:04:54,172 It's a... it's a good theory, Jay. 132 00:04:54,275 --> 00:04:56,517 And... voilà! 133 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:59,482 Am I right? Sam's not gonna be able to tell. 134 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,448 Can you spot a difference? 135 00:05:01,517 --> 00:05:05,517 Well, I can spot one kind of m-major difference. 136 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:08,586 Who are you? Where am I? 137 00:05:08,689 --> 00:05:10,724 Is it the slightly lighter patina? 138 00:05:10,827 --> 00:05:12,931 I don't think she's gonna notice that. 139 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,344 There's a ghost in the mirror, Jay. 140 00:05:16,172 --> 00:05:17,620 Seriously? 141 00:05:17,724 --> 00:05:21,241 Ghost in the mirror, people! Things are getting weird! 142 00:05:24,379 --> 00:05:25,931 There's a ghost in the mirror? 143 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,241 Yeah, I was already a little creeped out by the ghosts. 144 00:05:28,379 --> 00:05:29,551 And now this? 145 00:05:29,655 --> 00:05:32,275 Mm-mm. Mark... out. 146 00:05:33,137 --> 00:05:35,655 You look so familiar. 147 00:05:35,758 --> 00:05:37,206 No, it can't be. 148 00:05:37,275 --> 00:05:38,827 Well, I can assure you we have never met. 149 00:05:38,896 --> 00:05:40,206 THORFINN: Yeah. 150 00:05:40,275 --> 00:05:43,896 You used to live here, but you had, um... 151 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,310 mustache. 152 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:47,827 Oh, my God. 153 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:49,241 Margaret. 154 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:51,379 [scoffs] Hetty. 155 00:05:51,448 --> 00:05:52,620 You two know each other? 156 00:05:52,724 --> 00:05:54,551 That's my sister. 157 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,724 This is your mustachioed sister Margaret? 158 00:05:57,827 --> 00:05:59,413 I don't get it. Why the nickname? 159 00:05:59,551 --> 00:06:02,206 Ah. So, apparently, mirror ghost is Hetty's sister. 160 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:03,793 JAY: Okay. 161 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:06,620 Well, that sounds more strange coincidence than ominous. 162 00:06:06,724 --> 00:06:08,689 How on earth did you find yourself 163 00:06:08,793 --> 00:06:10,413 in this terrible predicament? 164 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:12,896 - It was all Hetty's fault. - What?! 165 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,620 There may be some beef between the sisters. 166 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:16,068 For one, Hetty seems to be responsible 167 00:06:16,206 --> 00:06:17,793 for Margaret getting trapped in the mirror. 168 00:06:17,931 --> 00:06:20,724 Ah, come on, ghosts. Let's keep it light this year. 169 00:06:20,862 --> 00:06:22,620 The year was 1890. 170 00:06:22,724 --> 00:06:26,206 I was dying from a toothache, which was common at the time. 171 00:06:26,275 --> 00:06:28,724 Is there anything else you can do, Doctor? 172 00:06:28,793 --> 00:06:31,379 - There is one last thing. - What is that? 173 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,034 A miracle elixir? 174 00:06:33,103 --> 00:06:35,068 It's shaving cream. This soup strainer's 175 00:06:35,172 --> 00:06:36,586 been driving me nuts. 176 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:39,586 She should be presentable to meet her maker. 177 00:06:39,724 --> 00:06:41,034 I'm bereft. 178 00:06:42,931 --> 00:06:45,586 [sighs] Please do not think any less of me 179 00:06:45,724 --> 00:06:47,758 for requiring the aid of medicinal cocaine. 180 00:06:47,862 --> 00:06:50,413 How could I? I prescribed it. 181 00:06:50,551 --> 00:06:52,034 Although, can't it wait? 182 00:06:52,137 --> 00:06:53,655 Those mirrors are covered for a reason. 183 00:06:53,758 --> 00:06:56,103 If her spirit catches even a glimpse of itself, 184 00:06:56,206 --> 00:07:00,413 she would end up trapped inside, possibly for all eternity. 185 00:07:00,551 --> 00:07:03,655 [laughing]: Oh, please, that is just an old wives' tale. 186 00:07:04,517 --> 00:07:06,068 It was not an old wives' tale. 187 00:07:06,206 --> 00:07:08,000 My spirit left my body, 188 00:07:08,068 --> 00:07:11,551 I saw my reflection, and, whoosh, in I went. 189 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:13,862 That's why you don't have your mustache. 190 00:07:13,965 --> 00:07:15,793 - Not the main takeaway, but yes. - KYLE: So, 191 00:07:15,931 --> 00:07:17,896 basically, if a spirit sees itself in the mirror 192 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,206 at the moment when you die, 193 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:21,068 it gets trapped, and that happened because 194 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:23,620 Hetty was snorting lines next to Margaret's deathbed. 195 00:07:23,758 --> 00:07:25,586 - Mm-hmm. That's our girl. - HETTY: Okay. 196 00:07:25,724 --> 00:07:27,620 There is no way that I could have known 197 00:07:27,758 --> 00:07:30,068 that superstition would end up being true. 198 00:07:30,206 --> 00:07:31,517 You were warned many times. 199 00:07:31,586 --> 00:07:33,000 It was a commonly held belief. 200 00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:34,724 - You just never listened. - HETTY: Well, 201 00:07:34,793 --> 00:07:36,862 we believed a lot of crazy stuff back then. 202 00:07:36,965 --> 00:07:40,344 We thought your uterus could fly out during a bumpy train ride. 203 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:41,724 That was also true! 204 00:07:41,827 --> 00:07:43,827 I don't have to take this. You, 205 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:45,413 Living who apparently can see ghosts, 206 00:07:45,551 --> 00:07:46,931 storm me out of here! 207 00:07:47,068 --> 00:07:49,034 As angrily as you can. 208 00:07:49,103 --> 00:07:51,931 Uh... okay. 209 00:07:53,068 --> 00:07:55,310 I don't understand. Where are all the girls? 210 00:07:55,413 --> 00:07:56,586 It's actually a pretty interesting strategy 211 00:07:56,689 --> 00:07:57,620 Bela's come up with. 212 00:07:57,724 --> 00:07:58,965 Per your warning, 213 00:07:59,068 --> 00:08:01,275 she was concerned about taking this Evan guy 214 00:08:01,379 --> 00:08:03,241 to a party full of sexy chicks. 215 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:06,931 So, she threw her own party and invited only dudes. 216 00:08:07,034 --> 00:08:09,586 All dudes? On Halloween? 217 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,068 This is a travesty. 218 00:08:11,172 --> 00:08:14,068 Thor calling party... the Halloweiner. 219 00:08:14,172 --> 00:08:18,413 Is clever combination of "Halloween" and "weiner." 220 00:08:18,551 --> 00:08:21,275 Oh, damn it, that's good! 221 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,000 EVAN: It's funny. 222 00:08:23,068 --> 00:08:24,448 I see you at the gym all the time, 223 00:08:24,551 --> 00:08:26,068 but I never see you working out. 224 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,344 Oh, I only go when I run out of body wash. 225 00:08:28,413 --> 00:08:29,655 Kidding. 226 00:08:29,758 --> 00:08:31,275 I also go to watch Real Housewives. 227 00:08:31,413 --> 00:08:33,000 I don't pay for cable. 228 00:08:33,103 --> 00:08:34,172 You're hilarious. 229 00:08:34,241 --> 00:08:36,241 Why don't I, uh, get us some drinks? 230 00:08:36,379 --> 00:08:38,344 - Okay. - Okay. 231 00:08:38,413 --> 00:08:41,068 Thor think these two destined to lay together tonight. 232 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:42,793 Shall be a most successful 233 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:44,379 - Halloweiner. - [laughs] 234 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:47,448 BELA: Amanda, you look amazing. 235 00:08:47,551 --> 00:08:49,172 What the hell are you doing here? 236 00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:50,827 Is that Amanda from Jay's restaurant? 237 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:53,034 She cleans up nice. 238 00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:56,103 [sputters] It's easy to clean up nice. 239 00:08:56,206 --> 00:09:00,000 What's tough is looking hot dirty. 240 00:09:00,068 --> 00:09:01,586 Gabe told me everyone from the restaurant had 241 00:09:01,724 --> 00:09:03,068 to come scare people 242 00:09:03,172 --> 00:09:04,620 because you were doing another haunted house. 243 00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:06,724 I'm gonna get you guys when you least expect it. 244 00:09:06,793 --> 00:09:09,689 Gabe, you moron, I invited you to a party. 245 00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:11,551 The haunted house was last year. 246 00:09:11,655 --> 00:09:14,241 - Ah, dang. I missed it? - No. 247 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,517 You were there. 248 00:09:15,586 --> 00:09:17,241 Now, Amanda, I do kind of need you 249 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:19,137 - to scram, so... - Amanda? 250 00:09:19,241 --> 00:09:20,448 Oh, my God, Evan? 251 00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:22,448 We went to Wesleyan together. 252 00:09:22,551 --> 00:09:25,275 - We played Ultimate Frisbee. - BELA: Oh, my God. 253 00:09:25,413 --> 00:09:26,896 That's so crazy. [laughs] 254 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,482 It's too bad you can't stay. 255 00:09:28,586 --> 00:09:30,551 Hey, remember when Davis 256 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:31,827 floated me that scoober, and I had 257 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:33,206 to pancake-catch it to beat Amherst? 258 00:09:33,275 --> 00:09:36,068 Uh, yeah. You were incredible that game. 259 00:09:36,172 --> 00:09:37,655 EVAN: Stop it. You were 260 00:09:37,758 --> 00:09:39,793 - incredible. - No, you stop it. 261 00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:41,965 - Yeah, guys, stop it. - THORFINN: Two people 262 00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:43,517 shall be lying together tonight, 263 00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:47,379 but Thor fear one shall not be Bela. 264 00:09:47,482 --> 00:09:48,862 [sighs] 265 00:09:48,931 --> 00:09:51,000 Hetty, we just wanted to see how you're doing. 266 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:54,275 Fine. I know how to keep a stiff upper lip, 267 00:09:54,379 --> 00:09:56,137 which is much better than a hairy one. 268 00:09:56,241 --> 00:09:58,413 Ah, damn that doctor for ruining my insults. 269 00:09:58,517 --> 00:09:59,862 ISAAC: Listen, Hetty, 270 00:09:59,931 --> 00:10:01,137 everyone makes mistakes. 271 00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:02,551 So you consigned your sister 272 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,586 to a mirror for 130 years. 273 00:10:04,689 --> 00:10:06,413 [laughing]: I once sneezed 274 00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:08,241 and accidentally shot and killed Nigel. 275 00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:10,000 You also sneezed and lost Patience to the dirt, 276 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,413 where she proceeded to lose her mind. 277 00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:13,586 Okay, yeah, but we're not doing me right now. 278 00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:15,000 The point is, is you have a chance 279 00:10:15,068 --> 00:10:16,586 to repair your relationship with your sister. 280 00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:18,758 I don't want to repair the relationship. 281 00:10:18,896 --> 00:10:21,896 What you don't know is that Margaret ruined my life. 282 00:10:22,034 --> 00:10:23,758 What are you talking about? 283 00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:26,758 Do you remember the painter that I was madly in love with? 284 00:10:26,896 --> 00:10:29,689 The one that my father forbade me from seeing again? 285 00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:32,241 Of course. You let him paint your bare ankle. 286 00:10:32,379 --> 00:10:35,275 I mean, I was cool with Andy Warhol taking Polaroids 287 00:10:35,379 --> 00:10:36,724 of me doing naked cartwheels, 288 00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:39,620 but for you, ankle was a very big deal. 289 00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:42,379 Well, it was Margaret who reported our romance 290 00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:44,758 - to my father. - [gasps] 291 00:10:44,862 --> 00:10:46,931 It was my one chance at love, 292 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:49,448 and she took it from me. 293 00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:51,000 That sounds truly awful, Hetty. 294 00:10:51,103 --> 00:10:53,241 And I can't imagine how tough that all must have been. 295 00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:55,000 But she is your sister. 296 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:56,793 As a ghost, I witnessed you two as children, 297 00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:58,724 and early on, you were quite close. 298 00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:01,068 I haven't thought about those days in ages. 299 00:11:01,172 --> 00:11:03,620 Oh, come on. Don't you remember the pranks you would pull? 300 00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:05,206 Hiding your father's watch 301 00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:06,758 in the butler's pocket to get him fired? 302 00:11:06,896 --> 00:11:08,482 Oh. More than fired. I believe 303 00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:10,931 Henrick ended up on a chain gang in Appalachia. 304 00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:13,068 - [laughs] - Oh, no, I hear you. 305 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,655 We did have fun. 306 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,379 All I'm saying is that you've been given the rare chance 307 00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:18,379 for a fresh start, and I think you should take it. 308 00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:21,068 I suppose you might have a point. 309 00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:22,310 FLOWER: Great. 310 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:23,689 Now imagine this, 311 00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:26,034 but with my hoo-ha totally out. 312 00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:28,724 - [thudding on floor] - Ooh. 313 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:31,344 Didn't have to imagine it. 314 00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:36,689 Okay, could this old VCR work to bring Pete back at the séance? 315 00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:38,034 We think it has to be something 316 00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:39,931 that was on his person when he died, so, 317 00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:42,758 unless he got shot in the neck while rewinding The Goonies, 318 00:11:42,896 --> 00:11:44,586 - this is not gonna get it done. - Ooh. 319 00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:47,068 - What about these glasses? - JAY: Those seem promising. 320 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:48,862 SASAPPIS: I mean, are we even sure 321 00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:51,586 - those are the ones he died in? - ALBERTA: Those are the ones. 322 00:11:51,689 --> 00:11:53,206 I recognize the scratch on the lens. 323 00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:54,724 I looked past them every time I would stare 324 00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:56,862 into Pete's beautiful baby browns. 325 00:11:56,931 --> 00:11:59,000 Alberta's positive these are the right glasses. 326 00:11:59,103 --> 00:12:01,862 Okay, great. Well, I'll go get the séance candles, 327 00:12:01,965 --> 00:12:04,103 which is a sentence I've said way too many times 328 00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:06,000 since moving into this house. 329 00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:09,241 Wait. L-Look, I didn't say anything before because 330 00:12:09,344 --> 00:12:11,068 I didn't know if we were going to be able to find an object, 331 00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:15,000 but I know for a fact that Pete had a Do Not Séance. 332 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,689 He didn't want to be brought back. 333 00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:18,586 - Why not? - He was afraid he'd say too much 334 00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:21,586 about the after-after-life and melt. 335 00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:24,517 - A Do Not Séance? Oh, come on. - TREVOR: Ooh. 336 00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:27,000 I kind of get it. Pete was a famous over-sharer. 337 00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:28,517 SASAPPIS: And a travel agent. 338 00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:30,517 What if they had little hotel soaps up there? 339 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:34,241 Or in-room dining, or the 24-hour fitness center? 340 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,310 You don't think he'd be raving about those? 341 00:12:36,413 --> 00:12:38,689 This is ridiculous. Even if he did have a Do Not Séance, 342 00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:40,172 that was before we were dating. 343 00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:42,586 I know Pete, and there's nothing he wouldn't risk 344 00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:43,896 to make it back to me. 345 00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:45,344 But, again, he could melt. 346 00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:46,931 Like the Nazis in Raiders. 347 00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,448 Which I know is a movie Pete liked, 348 00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:50,241 but probably not one he would want to reenact. 349 00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:52,551 You wouldn't be doing this for Pete, Alberta. 350 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:55,379 You'd be doing this for yourself, and it's selfish. 351 00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:56,896 - How dare you. - How dare you! 352 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,965 Whoa. He turn it around on her. 353 00:12:59,068 --> 00:13:00,655 Powerful use of repetition. 354 00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:02,103 ALBERTA: I lost someone 355 00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:04,000 that was very special to me, 356 00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:06,448 and I never even got the chance to say goodbye. 357 00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:08,413 This is my chance. 358 00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:11,758 We are doing this séance, and that's final. 359 00:13:15,551 --> 00:13:19,620 Huh. A well-thumbed TV Guide 360 00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:21,655 with Loni Anderson on the cover. Kind of random. 361 00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:24,724 Yeah, you're probably going to want to put that down. 362 00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:29,241 Hello, sister. 363 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,827 Have you thought of some new way to ruin my afterlife? 364 00:13:31,931 --> 00:13:34,931 Perhaps you'd like to move me to the bathroom? 365 00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:37,379 No. I've come to talk. 366 00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:39,172 MARGARET: Why has the constable been called? 367 00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:41,275 Are there some deadbeat Irish about 368 00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:42,896 to be evicted by the homeowners? 369 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,310 Oh, no, uh, there's a costume party downstairs. 370 00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:48,206 It's Halloween. 371 00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:50,379 Is it? 372 00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:53,413 Uh... 373 00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:55,827 Well, as I was saying... 374 00:13:55,896 --> 00:13:58,068 Henrietta, I can see 375 00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:00,379 that you're extending an olive branch. 376 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,275 I propose a fresh start. 377 00:14:02,413 --> 00:14:05,689 You mean we just sweep our difficult histories 378 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:09,103 under the rug and move on like nothing happened? 379 00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:10,827 I love it. 380 00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:12,344 Come, sister, 381 00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:16,241 so that we may join our hands in a gesture of peace. 382 00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:24,241 [gasps] 383 00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,517 [laughs] Ah! 384 00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:32,379 Now that feels much better. 385 00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:34,379 [scoffs] 386 00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:39,482 I don't understand! What happened to our fresh start? 387 00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:41,379 I don't want a fresh start. 388 00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:44,137 I only pretended when I found out it was Halloween, 389 00:14:44,206 --> 00:14:47,482 the one day where the veil between worlds is thin enough 390 00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:49,241 to allow passage through the mirror. 391 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:51,068 Then why not just come out? 392 00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:53,586 Why condemn me to this prison? 393 00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:56,482 Because the mirror is one in, one out, so get comfortable. 394 00:14:56,551 --> 00:14:58,103 But I thought we were forgiving each other. 395 00:14:58,206 --> 00:15:00,034 [laughing]: Oh. 396 00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:03,551 No, Henrietta. What you did to me was unforgivable. 397 00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:06,137 Trapping you was an accident! 398 00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:09,068 Again, we had a lot of weird superstitions back then. 399 00:15:09,172 --> 00:15:10,448 We thought riding a bicycle 400 00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:12,137 could change the shape of your face. 401 00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:16,000 - We called it "bicycle face." - Well, that was also true! 402 00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:18,241 It happened to my friend Windswept Wendy. 403 00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:20,000 But I'm not talking about the mirror. 404 00:15:20,068 --> 00:15:21,517 I'm talking about something much worse. 405 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,482 - What? What did I do? - Well, 406 00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:25,551 if you don't remember, I'm not going to tell you. 407 00:15:25,689 --> 00:15:27,862 You'll have a lifetime in the mirror to figure it out. 408 00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:30,793 Meanwhile, I'll be far, far away. 409 00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:32,379 Au revoir. 410 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,379 Wendy wasn't windswept. 411 00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:37,379 She was just losing weight! 412 00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:40,448 She had a parasite! 413 00:15:40,551 --> 00:15:43,551 Okay, so, according to the instructions that Sam sent me, 414 00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:45,620 I say the incantation, and then, 415 00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:48,551 everybody holds hands and repeats after me. 416 00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:52,068 "Spirit, spirit, draw in near. 417 00:15:52,172 --> 00:15:54,275 From beyond, join us here." 418 00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:56,758 ALL: "Spirit, spirit, draw in near. 419 00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:59,241 From beyond, join us here." 420 00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:01,758 - [thunder rumbling] - Ooh. 421 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:06,241 [laughing] 422 00:16:07,379 --> 00:16:08,862 [gasps] Pete! 423 00:16:08,965 --> 00:16:10,862 I missed you all so much. 424 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:12,275 Especially you, Bertie. 425 00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:14,724 I knew you'd feel that way. 426 00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:16,482 PETE: I'm so happy to see you all, I'm not even 427 00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:20,413 gonna miss my nightly turndown service with Swiss choc-- 428 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:23,689 [all screaming] 429 00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:27,310 That worst thing Thor ever see, which is saying something! 430 00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:29,896 No! 431 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,482 "Spirit, spirit, draw in near." 432 00:16:32,586 --> 00:16:35,379 - Stop! - Uh, what is it, Alberta? 433 00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:37,344 We can't do this. 434 00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:39,793 Sass was right. 435 00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:41,689 I wasn't doing this for Pete. 436 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,551 I was doing this for myself. 437 00:16:43,689 --> 00:16:45,206 But it's just... 438 00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:46,689 It's too risky. 439 00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:48,793 SASAPPIS: I know this must be really hard, 440 00:16:48,896 --> 00:16:51,137 but you're making the right call. 441 00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:52,827 We're all gonna miss Pete so much, 442 00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:55,620 but we're gonna get through it together. 443 00:16:55,689 --> 00:16:57,896 We love you, Bertie. 444 00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:01,689 Kyle, what's going on? Fill me in, bro. 445 00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:04,310 Oh, sorry. Uh, Alberta changed her mind. 446 00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:07,206 - She doesn't want to do it anymore. - Oh. 447 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:10,448 So why are we still holding hands? 448 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,137 I don't know. 449 00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:16,689 MARK: Looking good, you guys. You heading 450 00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:18,310 to the Catalina Wine Mixer? 451 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,344 Oh, is that a reference to the film Step Brothers? 452 00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:23,172 I've never seen it. Uh, Jay just told me to wear this costume. 453 00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:25,206 - JAY: So how's it going here? - MARK: Bad. 454 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,758 Evan and Amanda have been bonding 455 00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:28,724 over Ultimate Frisbee for the last half hour. 456 00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:30,172 BELA: Ugh. All I want is a guy 457 00:17:30,275 --> 00:17:31,551 who won't abandon me 458 00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:33,551 at a party I threw just to trap him. 459 00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:36,103 Is that too much to ask? 460 00:17:37,655 --> 00:17:39,241 Oh, my God, Margaret. 461 00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:40,379 [yelps] 462 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,034 - You're out of the mirror! - Yes. 463 00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:44,241 My sister and I made amends, 464 00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,344 and I suppose being released from that 465 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:49,206 emotional prison released me from my physical one, as well. 466 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:52,206 Wow. Hetty must be so happy. Where is she? 467 00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:54,172 She had to walk it off. 468 00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:56,206 The vulnerability took a toll. 469 00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:57,827 KYLE: Okay, so, 470 00:17:57,931 --> 00:18:00,482 fun update. Uh, Margaret made up with Hetty, 471 00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:02,379 and it released her from the mirror. 472 00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:03,724 Well, that's amazing. 473 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,931 Thank you all for your hospitality, 474 00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:08,551 but I think I should join my beloved sister 475 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:09,827 on her constitutional. 476 00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:11,655 I'm catching up here, 477 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,344 but are you saying that that ghost lady 478 00:18:13,413 --> 00:18:15,206 - who was stuck in the mirror got out? - JAY: Yeah, 479 00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:17,620 but it still kind of feels like the mirror is vaguely cursed. 480 00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:19,517 I wonder if that antique store takes returns. 481 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,965 ISAAC: Or exchanges. 482 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,827 Kyle, perhaps you could look for a mirror 483 00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:26,310 that has, say, a buff paleontologist in it? 484 00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:28,068 MARK: The mirror was final sale, but 485 00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:30,551 for my holiday rate, I could drop it off at the dump for you. 486 00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:32,000 Halloween counts as a holiday? 487 00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:34,068 Do I have to pay for your mileage, too? 488 00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:36,344 Jay, come on. Of course you do. 489 00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:40,793 Alberta, we know you sad 490 00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:43,793 because you not get to see Pete one last time. 491 00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:46,344 Yeah, I guess I just wanted a little closure. 492 00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:49,482 And now, his death day's coming up next week. 493 00:18:50,275 --> 00:18:52,137 That's gonna be a hard milestone. 494 00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:56,068 Well, we looked through that box of stuff Jerry brought, 495 00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:59,827 and it turned out there was a tape in that VCR. 496 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:03,206 It's a TV spot that ran locally in the early '80s. 497 00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:06,448 [grunts] 498 00:19:06,551 --> 00:19:08,000 [VCR whirring] 499 00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,482 - [Italian music playing] - Howdy, friends. 500 00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:11,000 I'm Pete Martino, 501 00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:13,551 and I want to help you get where you're going. 502 00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:15,137 - Oh. - Whether it's beautiful Sicily, 503 00:19:15,206 --> 00:19:18,655 or vibrant Havana, here at Randuzzo Travel, 504 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:21,793 we specialize in vacations so incredible, 505 00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:25,689 a surprising number of our clients never return. 506 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,551 Phone call for you, Pete. It's a... 507 00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:30,034 It's a client with a problem. 508 00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:32,655 I need to take this, because at Randuzzo Travel, 509 00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:35,034 you're not just a customer. You're... 510 00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:36,862 - famiglia. - Famiglia. 511 00:19:36,965 --> 00:19:38,344 Bye now. 512 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,620 [sniffles, clicks tongue] 513 00:19:41,689 --> 00:19:43,206 Bye, Pete. 514 00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:46,482 How did he not know he was in the mob? 515 00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:50,275 Yeah, child, the signs were all there. [laughs] 516 00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:52,482 You want me to take anything else 517 00:19:52,586 --> 00:19:53,896 to the dump while I'm making the trip? 518 00:19:54,034 --> 00:19:55,310 The dump?! 519 00:19:55,379 --> 00:19:57,862 I'm good. Hey, what about Canadian Thanksgiving? 520 00:19:57,965 --> 00:19:59,551 Does that trigger your holiday rate? 521 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:01,827 I have a cousin from Edmonton, so, yes. 522 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:03,206 Duly noted. 523 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:06,724 Oh! Put me down! Unhand me. Unhand me! 524 00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:09,068 I don't want to go to the dump! 525 00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:14,758 Kyle! Ghosts! Somebody help! 526 00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:16,620 You watch where you touch me, you pervert! 527 00:20:16,724 --> 00:20:19,448 Hetty! What are you doing in the mirror? 528 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,344 Oh, Trevor, my sister tricked me, 529 00:20:21,448 --> 00:20:23,931 and now these goons are trying to get rid of me. 530 00:20:24,034 --> 00:20:26,000 - [yelling] - [Jay and Hetty yell] 531 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,620 [Trevor gasps] 532 00:20:29,724 --> 00:20:30,827 What the hell, Gabe?! 533 00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:32,000 Hetty?! 534 00:20:32,103 --> 00:20:34,517 Damn it. Another seven years bad luck. 535 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:38,344 Got that Knicks championship in just in time. 536 00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:46,413 Captioning sponsored by CBS 537 00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:49,931 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org